Selling My Movie Like a Used Car Salesman

Ha my ideas aren't fully developed enough to find the foundation i would prefer for confidently selling them but I'm willing to b.s. for a class project.

1.  Developing film takes one hour at and is terribly boring.  Unless you are Gary, who gets, in a car wreck, rolls Walgreens into a river, swims to shore to find a sunbathing Gypsy with magical powers, gets attacked by summoned rats, and infected with rabies, only to make it back in time to pick up his developed film.  How's that for an hour?

2.  Would you ever consider it possible for an hour to last only a moment.  Not only in your own mind but time changes for everyone around you as well.  In my film "The Terminal" Chuck encounters this first hand.

3. Blah.. boring documentary don't worry about it.